Al-Anon has but one purpose: to help families of alcoholics.
We do this by practicing the Twelve Steps, by welcoming and giving comfort to families of alcoholics, and by giving understanding and encouragement to the alcoholic.
Think twice before submitting that grainy cell phone sex tape footage to You Tube.“Only perform such acts as you would not regret later.” Pythagoras14.
The world's largest known population of ghostly white deer have lived and bred inside a former off-limits Army Depot, undisturbed for 70 years. Be careful parking along busy highway and may require some patience and driving up and down the road until you see a patch of white fur in the brush beyond the fence.
Hence the normal colored deer were culled instead, resulting in more white deer than bred white deer. They're still there, but Army has sold the land to several entities and hunting is now allowed on the land to winners of local hunting lottery, so herd of albino deer is thinning.
Family practices are accepting new patients on the main campus and at the Pal-Mac Medical Center in Macedon.
Off-site lab specimen draw stations are located in Newark and Seneca Falls.
Below are some of the best wisdoms, platitudes and advice from ancient philosophers, writers and thought leaders. In his Ars Amatoria, Ovid waxes on everything from hygiene to where to pick up chicks to beer goggles. Don’t expect girls to just fall out of the sky.“She's not going to be wafted down to you from heaven on the wings of the wind.
You must use your own-eyes to discover the girl that suits you.Put away your beer goggles.“Bringing love and wine together is adding fuel to fire indeed. Don’t go reeking like a billy-goat.“Don't let your hair stick up in tufts on your head; see that your hair and your beard are decently trimmed.Don't judge a woman by candle-light, it's deceptive. See also that your nails are clean and nicely filed; don't have any hair growing out of your nostrils; take care that your breath is sweet, and don't go about reeking like a billy-goat. No one wants to see your pasty visage.“A pale complexion ill becomes a sailor.We should all be more kind to each other.“If we always helped one another, no one would need luck.” Menander16.Stop procrastinating.“Well begun is half done.” Aristotle We think this can apply to oral sex, too.17. “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.” Socrates20.Perseus may bring home his Andromeda from sun-scorched India, and the Phrygian swain may go to Greece to bear away his bride; Rome alone will give you a choice of such lovely women.…"He clearly had a thing for boobs, too.“ ...