I’ve been in the psych ward for the last week and just got out this morning, right around the time I messaged you,’ she answered, as if it was no big deal.” "A few months later I was browsing Tinder when I happened to stumble upon a different profile for Mr. except this profile had been created by a woman to warn other females about him." more difficult than escaping a quick coffee. On our date, Question Guy asked: ’Do you believe in God? "I don’t think I’ve ever ordered and eaten tapas so fast in my life, just in hopes to hurry and get the hell out of there. ’Aren’t those the same pants you wore in one of your profile pics? I’d barely had a chance to sit down before he hit me a rapid-fire inquisition about my job, my family, and my hobbies.After answering around a dozen lightening-fast questions, I needed a break, so I decided to turn the tables.As I turned to leave, he curled up in a ball and started crying, saying, ‘Please don’t leave me... I just wanted us to be a happy little family with a baby. I want us to get married and be a happy little family together…’ "A few years ago, I went on a date with a lady I met via Ok Cupid.
When he attempted to get out of my car, he fell over into the snow.
While the idea of leaving him for dead in the snow was slightly tempting at that point, I helped him inside and got him to his room.
I could tell he was annoyed that I wasn’t falling all over him after hearing his bragging.
"Visibly frustrated, he decided to inform me that his ex-girlfriend knew me, and that when she found out we were going on a date, she’d called me a whore.
It seemed he was desperate for me to A) ask who this mystery girl was; B) say nasty things about her in return.
I got the sense that he was trying to instigate some sort of catfight to feed his ego, and I wasn’t going to play into it, so I changed the subject.
She matched with a guy and -- noticing that we were mutual Facebook friends -- took a screenshot of his profile and texted it to me in order to get more info on him.
Shockingly, her ‘match’ happened to be an acquaintance of mine who is VERY married.
After chatting for a couple of weeks, we decided to meet up at a bar.
Everything was going really well, until he got a few drinks in him and he began telling me obviously fake or exaggerated stories about how wealthy and successful he is, which was a huge turnoff.
I whispered that he was making me uncomfortable, which only resulted in more ranting.