A small tube of toothpaste and a hotdog in a bun, is there anything else I need?
And while she is on the box, she is always on the lookout for some guy who will be more interested in her than the products. That's all right, I aint got no fucking money anyway.
I can't remember getting two birds back to my apartment, but I do have some vague recollections of getting insulted by two slappers in the street.
There are many perks of having friends with benefits (or fuck buddy), and if you've never had the pleasure of having one, please let me inform you of all the reasons why.
Not only do you get the sexual satisfaction of any great relationship but you can skip all of the bullshit that they entail by remaining to be as single as ever but not sexually deprived. You Get Instant Satisfaction: When you have a friend with benefits, there is nothing wrong with sending the late night text or planning out your sex nights with them.
There aren't rules when it comes to how many times you should be fucking during the week or texting to plan things.
It depends on the mutual availability and whether both of you are still interested in pursuing this rendezvous. You Can Save Money: Those gifts and dinners and gas that you're spending your hard earned money on can go straight into your wallet because you don't get to spend any of it.The PA is so loud you cannot understand a bloody word she says, but she can do it for hours on end. Two fit strumpets bobbing up and down on me plonker.At shopping malls and car shows, she always gets hired because she can talk endlessly and looks cute. My wallet is fucking empty, except for some slip of paper.The moment that drama starts happening, which can happen because people start to have feelings then you can cut them off without any backlash.There is no harm in blocking or deleting any casual sex partner that is trying to cause you any drama because that was the whole point of being in that type of agreement. There Are No Rules: All of the texting and dates and feelings bullshit is out of the window.So I have woken up with a fucking headache, and no food in the fridge. I wonder what those strumpets were called, I could do with another fuck soon. Sex for money, or food, or merely the opportunity to get more sex.